All The Nobody People

Check out My Fanfictions! I write a lot of David Bowie fanfictions/fanfics (most of them leans towards the smutty side XD).

I'm the admin of Portrait in Flesh, a blog dedicated to the many personalities of David Bowie and the kinks/fantasies/sexual frustration he invokes.

Currently writing for Forbidden Words, A Bowie fiction blog!

I'll be whatever you want me to be. Ask me any question and then name a character from a fandom. I would then answer that question like I am the character. Do that over at thesomebodyppl!
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this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

When he sits down, he’s like, “Oh, oh yeah, I forgot this still works”

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Asker ithinkimeve Asks:
Hello! I heard my cue! Can you tell me which haunted picture you are talking about, please?
allthenobodyppl allthenobodyppl Said:

Hi! Sure, the painting is called “The hands that resist him” or something similar to that. I closed it too quickly to really remember the name. It’s close enough that I’m sure you’ll be able to find it by searching by that name. I’ve written about how it made me feel sick over on this link here:

so you know that haunted painting thing? I looked it up on images and I felt sick when I saw it. Then I sent it to my friend to look at it without telling her the story about it, and asked her how it made her feel. She said it was just creepy but didn't think anything of it. And when I told her it was meant to be haunted she said she didn't feel anything weird until I mentioned that, so it must be just a placebo type thing.
allthenobodyppl allthenobodyppl Said:

Ah, good to know! I told Celeste about it and she looked it up to, but she felt nothing even knowing it supposedly makes the viewer sick. I guess it is just a placebo thing, or it affects some people and not others. Or we could be more supernaturally sensitive, haha.


i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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