December 2010
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GUESS WHO'S UPLOADED PROFESSOR BOWIE SMUT?
I DID!!!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6608104/1/
Warning: same as my warning from my previous Bowie story (which is HERE by the way). There be GRAPHIC SMUT and NONCON. If you don’t like noncon, please don’t read. Mr. B is kind of evil here.
A summary of this story can be found HERE.
Thanks to raredeadly for editing!
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z--s-deactivated20110409-deacti asked: Yep its got me now ;-;
Thanks babe! <3
I hope we all get better soon!
Thanks babe! <3
I hope we all get better soon!
z--s-deactivated20110409-deacti asked: Yep its got me now ;-;
Thanks babe! <3
I hope we all get better soon!
Thanks babe! <3
I hope we all get better soon!
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My dad needs to get his eyes checked lol
Dad: What are you doing?
Me: Painting. I haven't done that in so long, it feels nice. Don't worry, I'm not changing to an Art major.
Dad: *Picks up my reference picture and stares* who's that you're painting?
Me: Who else?
Dad: Is that David Bowie?
Me: Does it look like David Bowie? lol
Dad: It kind of looks like you.
Me: I LOOK LIKE DAVID BOWIE?!
z--s-deactivated20110409-deacti asked: I'm not going anywhere for now <3
I meant it like if something ever happened to me then I'd be gone naturally but yeah haha I'm not going nowhere =D
I meant it like if something ever happened to me then I'd be gone naturally but yeah haha I'm not going nowhere =D
z--s-deactivated20110409-deacti asked: I'm not going anywhere for now <3
I meant it like if something ever happened to me then I'd be gone naturally but yeah haha I'm not going nowhere =D
I meant it like if something ever happened to me then I'd be gone naturally but yeah haha I'm not going nowhere =D
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Slow Dance
davidbowiesexualfrustrationblog:
One of my less dark and more romantic fantasies. I would have him dance with me in a cozy living room with dim lights and a fireplace. It doesn’t matter what we’re wearing, I don’t need any pretty dresses or nice suits; just jeans and sweaters are fine. There won’t be any music, just me and him, hugging closely and swaying in the middle of the living room. He...
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YES, I'M DONE WITH MY SMUTTY PROFESSOR BOWIE FIC
It took so long because it’s almost 5,000 words lol (then I had to worry about finals, after finals I got sick, then it was the holiday, then I am still sick… It’s very hard to be horny and write sexiness when you’re coughing up a lung and your throat feels like it’s being raped by a red hot poker). I just sent it out to someone very awesome to edit it, so it should...
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mywife-mylife replied to your audio post: I’m A Hog For You Baby by David Bowie Bowie…
where can i find this song? is it on itunes or do i have to download it somewhere?
I’m not sure if you can find it on itunes, you can try looking for it though. The best recording is on the Bridge 1996 CD (http://www.algonet.se/~bassman/bootlegs/98/b1996.html) but it’s a bootleg, nothing...
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Anonymous asked: What if the Thin White Duke Bowie kidnapped you and told you that THINGS were after him and needs your help to keep those THINGS at bay?
Anonymous asked: What if the Thin White Duke Bowie kidnapped you and told you that THINGS were after him and needs your help to keep those THINGS at bay?
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zombie-stardust replied to your post: I’ve come to wish you a very Merry Christmas! I hope your sickness goes away so you’re able to enjoy the holiday
Aw if I could I’d pamper you with some tea & goodies
Awww…thanks! That would be so awesome omg XD
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z--s-deactivated20110409-deacti asked: I've come to wish you a very Merry Christmas! I hope your sickness goes away so you're able to enjoy the holiday <3
belugainatardis asked: I don't think I wished a Merry Christmas for you yet. Well, if I did... There's a second one too. MERRY CHRISTMAS!! HAHAHA
z--s-deactivated20110409-deacti asked: I've come to wish you a very Merry Christmas! I hope your sickness goes away so you're able to enjoy the holiday <3
belugainatardis asked: I don't think I wished a Merry Christmas for you yet. Well, if I did... There's a second one too. MERRY CHRISTMAS!! HAHAHA
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*sings* I'll be sick for Christmaaaaas
High fever. Cough. Runny nose. Sneezing. Eternally cold. My throat feels like a red hot poker has been shoved down it. My friend gave me the flu (and I got the flu shot in November!).
But I hope everyone else is fine and enjoying the Holidays!
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Pee the sickness out of you
Dad: Drink more water, that will help you get better faster!
Me: Oh?
Dad: Yea! You've gotta pee it all out!
Me: ...What?
Dad: That's right, you've gotta pee the sickness out of you!
Me: .......
Dad: Now drink this whole glass and PEE!
Me: .......
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I thought I managed to escape getting sick this...
Aaaaaaaaaaand I’m sick. I caught my friend’s cold when I saw her yesterday. Thank you, friend.
Thanks!
Thanks for volunteering, you guys! I sent a message to one of you lol
Who is good at English?
I’m almost done with my smutty Professor Bowie fic (key word: almost. I’ve still got a bit to go). Who wants to help me look it over to make sure the spelling and grammar is (mostly) correct? And to make sure the story flows well enough… OH, OH I also need help coming up with a title……. So who wants to help? I’m going to only choose one of you though lol, it...
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omg *snorts*. Post a bit of smut on someone's ask...
You pervy bunch of pervs XD
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