david-bowie-is-a-reservoir-dog:
I have too much free time.
He’s really making that face lmao.
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#come on it wears a monocle!
#please kill him off please kill him off please please please
#AND WITH A CHRONIC ILLNESS
#Byers
#two Jareths at once?
OH GOD I HOPE SO
oh last tag, my bad
#DAVID BOWIE
that’s better
#area
Of course.
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#David Bowie #bowie #70s #thin white duke #station to station #wild is the wind #meme #keep calm
#David Bowie #bowie #70s #thin white duke #station to station #wild is the wind #meme #keep calm
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Eleven Questions (tagged by davidbowieinventedlipstick)
1. You’re hanging with your best friend studying for your history final, a beam of light flashes from the book from and suddenly you find yourself in another place and time, after finding a newspaper you realize its December 6, 1941. Do you inform anyone of what you know is going to happen tomorrow? Will anyone believe you? Do you risk changing the future? (I realize this date and event does not relate to everyone in which case, consider another significant date in history and the same risks).
No, I can’t inform anyone. That might be detrimental to the future. I’ll have to keep my mouth shut and watch with one hell of a heavy heart.
2. In the spirit of the first question if you could time travel when would you go and why? Mind the butterfly effect, you do have to return eventually.
I would go back to watch every single Bowie concert live. Every single one. I’m sure there won’t be too much of a butterfly effect lol. And I’m sure being one groupie out of thousands won’t do much either *coughs*
3. You are going to bowiecon (no really, that’s a thing), it would be a shame not to be in character. What Bowie character/era/persona do you go as, what do you wear? Don’t be an Aladdinsame.
I will go as Bowie during Outside lol. It’s easy enough to pull off, I’ve got the makeup, and I pretty much already have his wardrobe *ahem*
4. Why is raven like a writing desk?
Because…Poe wrote on both? (I don’t think that’s the answer lmao).
5. Can you match the object to the Character and give a reason? (more of a task then a question but I’m really reaching for ideas.) A book on botany bookmarked to the section on the genus Prunus, a statue of the patron saint of animals, and a rabbit born in march. Jack Celliers, Julian Priest, Jack Sikora and Professor Jones. Three objects and four characters, one gets left out. (Did I make that too easy?)
- A book on botany bookmarked to the section on the genus Prunus: Julian Priest. He might try to incorporate some of the trees or shrubs into his his corpses and make a web in the middle of a botanical garden, or park, or woods, or something.
- A statue of the patron saint of animals: Jack Celliers, ah poor Jack Celliers. I have no idea why he would be a patron saint of animals, but he looks the type lol.
- A rabbit born in march: Jack Sikora because he’s stark raving mad.
6. If you were to be reincarnated as an animal and you got to pick which would you choose and why?
A large cat like a leopard or a panther because they look cool and badass.
7. If you could go back and be a star in a Bowie movie which movie, which character? (hmm, I wonder)
Lucy in The Linguini Incident for obvious reasons.
8. You’ve been lost in the woods for a couple days, you’re starving, an adorable little white bunny approaches you and seems unafraid, it wiggles its cute little nose at you. There is a rock where you’re sitting, a convenient blunt instrument, do you do it?
I’m sorry, bunny, but I’m hungry and you’re food. YOU WILL DIE AN HONORABLE DEATH OF FILLING MY STOMACH AND KEEPING ME ALIVE, MR. BUNNY.
9. If you were offered immortality would you take it? Explain.
No, I think that would be a very lonely and painful existence.
10. Back to the woods, your leg is caught in a bar trap, hurts like hell, of course there could be worse pains. Some absent minded lumberjack has left a chainsaw by the tree, how convenient. However things get worse, a bear has approached you, your wails of pain have made it feel threatened, its totally going to maul you and possibly leave you for dead. Do you cut off your leg to get away? try to fight off the bear while the trap digs through your leg cutting to the bone? or?
Cutting off my leg right away would be dumb, I’ll just bleed to death without a tourniquet. I will fight off the bear with the chainsaw, then figure out a way to get my leg out of the trap without resorting to drastic measures.
11. What’s your favorite Bowie song? Why? Minimum 200 words…jk.
Rock and Roll Suicide because it fills me with feels. I’m too in touch with my emotions and get into these depressive, angry, hopeless fits pretty often, and this song helps.
Eleven Seven Questions (Tagged by cheekygeekgurl):
TAG GAME: This tag is to get to know the person behind the blog better. As with any tagging game there are rules:
Rule 1 - Post the rules.
Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post.
Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them.
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Cheekygeekgurl’s Questions:
1. You’re getting a piercing that isn’t your ears. What do you get pierced and why? I really like corset piercings, they are so pretty, so I shall get a set of that.
2. A vampire attacks you and gives you a choice — drained dry or an eternity with them. What do you choose? Well, this kind of depends. If he was some kind of sexy vampire like John Blaylock, or Spike, or Alucard, etc, then I would like to be with them for all eternity. I can always gain power after a couple of years and escape somehow if I decide I don’t want to be with them anymore lol. If it’s something like Nosferatu, then I rather be drained dry.
3. What is your secret, favorite food combo that other people would think was weird or revolting? Everything I eat is kind of normal though. Oooh…I like animal innards, like cow belly, pig intestine, chicken liver, cow tongue, duck tongue…pretty much the stuff they make those contestants eat in Fear Factor, I can do lol (except bugs). And I like those preserved duck eggs. It looks green and moldy and gross, but it tastes good.
4. Your biggest star crush offers you a million dollars for a ‘dirty weekend’ - you have to do ANYTHING they want so long as it is legal and will not endanger your short or long-term health - no holds barred, no excuses. Do you do it? (there is a fanfic here somewhere, I’m sure of it!) Well, as long as there is no endanger to my short or long-term health, I will do it. (I’m counting stuff like anal, fisting, and extreme insertions a major heath endangerment. Shit and piss has a lot of germs too. That can kill me *nods* health endangerment).
5. What would be your ideal romantic evening/weekend? I really like a nice outing to amusement parks at night lol. Cotton candy, corn dogs, funnel cakes, crepes, yummy *flails* And I love roller coasters! Also if there is a boardwalk, we’ll be walking along that, sitting on the beach to watch the night ocean, eeeeee.
6. If you could learn ONE new skill, what would it be and why? Martial arts so that I can be badass and protect myself against all harm!
7. If you were an animal, what would you want to be and why. I think I want to be one of those big cats, like leopards, or panthers, etc. I don’t know why, they just look cool lol.
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My 11 Questions to the people I have tagged (and anyone who wants to answer):
http://allthenobodyppl.tumblr.com/post/22222763407/eleven-questions-tagged-by-zykotica
Eleven Questions (tagged by zykotica)
TAG GAME: This tag is to get to know the person behind the blog better. As with any tagging game there are rules:
Rule 1 - Post the rules.
Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post.
Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them.
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Zykotica’s Questions:
1. If you could play any one instrument, which would it be? Gah, I want to play so many. I guess I would have to pick the guitar, since I have one and it’s collecting dust lol.
2. In survival situations, how well do you think you would fare? I wouldn’t be the first to die, but I really doubt that I will survive.
3. The ship you’re on is sinking, you manage to get yourself in a life boat, but you’re not on it alone. There’s a huge black panther in it too and you’re both floating in the middle of the pacific on your own. Would you try to get rid of him or keep him for company? I’ll kill it and eat it…somehow.
4. If you could save one book from complete destruction, which one would it be? Oh, man, I have no idea. I haven’t read too many great books lol. Ummmm…”The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead” by Max Brooks. Because I’m sure that is the reason why the world has ended and all books are destroyed. Yup.
5. If you were able to save only one fact from history, which fact would that be? YOU ASK REALLY HARD QUESTIONS, THERE ARE TOO MANY IMPORTANT FACTS FROM HISTORY. Battle of Thermopylae, I don’t know *sobs*
6. If the sky could be any color you wanted it to be, what color would you wish it to be? Grayish-yellow. I love how colors seems so much more vibrant when it’s sort of rainy and the sun is trying to break through the clouds. I don’t know if I’m explaining this right lol.
7. Name a guilty pleasure? Daddy Bowie. Uncle Dave. At the same time. Granddaddy Bowie can join in too *coughs*
8. Do you prefer honesty or a little white lie to spare your feelings? I prefer gentle honesty lol. There’s no need to be super blunt, I’ll crey. SOFTEN THE BLOW, MMKAY?
9. If you could waste an entire day and night with one person, who would that person be and what would you do? I think I want to spend it with Jareth in his kingdom. He can give me a tour, teach me some magic, we’ll have lunch and dinner, SOME AWESOME SMEX AFTER. And then we’ll just watch the night sky by his balcony. Naked. I’m sure he’ll keep me warm lol, CUDDLE FEST.
10. If you were given the chance to tell the entire world ONE thing… if the entire world was listening, what would you like them to know/what would you like to say to them? I can go on and on, but the main message would be “why can’t we all just get along?” lol.
11. Would you prefer to be reincarnated or would you prefer to have lived the one lifetime? I don’t know, I guess another chance at life would be pretty cool, but then again, we’d forget all the lessons we’ve learned in the previous life and we’ll make the same mistake, make worse mistakes, do stupid things, and have to relearn everything. Living is so tiring lol, but all we ever know is to just keep on living. I guess I would choose reincarnation, what else is there to do after we’re dead? Of course, an eternity of our very own heaven like some sort of holodeck where we create our heaven as we go…now that would be pretty awesome (if anyone remembers that episode of Supernatural lol). An eternal Bowie concert *flails*
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My 11 Questions to the people I have tagged (and anyone who wants to answer):
1. Your closest friend has been bitten by a zombie and they have about an hour before they turn. Do you kill them now? Kill them later? Shoot them in the leg as bait for other zombies as you make a run for it? Or other?
2. Would you rather win the lottery or have a relationship with a dream lover of your choice?
3. You just realized you were bitten by a lycanthrope (werewolf, or were-animal of your choice). You will turn into a were-animal every full moon. How will you handle this?
4. Would you rather master some kind of martial arts, or would you rather master some kind of dance? Which one and why?
5. What would you say to Monte if he asked you to marry him?
6. Would you rather own a huge mansion, or a nice cozy brownstone house?
7. You’ve met twins and you’ve got a thing for, well, both of them lol. You asked one of them out, but then you somehow accidentally asked the other one out too, thinking they’re the same person (example: “We’re still on for Friday?” “What’s Friday?” “Our date!” “We’re on a date?” “Yea.” “Oh, okay, sure.”). They both ended up showing up to the date spot, and then you realize, oops. HOWEVER, you’ve lucked out. They’re each oblivious to the other’s presence since the place you decided to meet up is a nicely crowded amusement park! Now how will you handle this mess you’ve gotten yourself into? Will you try to date them both? Keep excusing yourself to see the other for a few minutes, kind of like a back and forth thing? Or will you fess up and hope they won’t push you into an oncoming roller coaster? Will you try to get into a twinsome? Etc.
8. Julian Priest wants you to be his newest model. He doesn’t tell you what he plans on doing to you, only that you will be filmed and that you will survive. He plans on paying you a very large sum of money. What do you do?
9. You want a tattoo. What kind would you get?
10. The power is out, it’s in the middle of the night, and you hear some really creepy scuttling noises from the basement. It could either be an injured family member/friend, or…something…else. What do you do?
11. What’s your favorite kind of weapon? Why?
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The people I tag:
zykotica (I know you already tagged me, but I want to know your answers lol. You don’t have to tag anyone or make up new questions after this).
celestinesane
davidbowieinventedlipstick
bustedzip
gettinziggywithit
thethinnwhiteduke
hazycosmiclove
tragicyouthwasgoingdownonme
And anyone else who wants to do this lol, I don’t know if anyone else I follow willing to do something so lengthy.
Of course, you guys don’t have to do it if you don’t want to, and you guys don’t need to make up 11 questions if you don’t want to either. I just have too much time on my hands lol.
I could get used to this ;)
That is a very nice bulge. I give this bulge a 10 out of 10.
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and eat red peppers ;p
and do cocaine!
and perform an exorcism on your pool!
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